artbymegs:

I feel like this should be pretty self-explanatory. I’m drawing these for a zine at my college (and they have a tumblr! lips-appstate.tumblr.com!), but submissions are due today, so they’re a bit more rushed than I would have liked.

I tried to be inclusive and not-shitty. Hopefully I succeeded at that. There are more of these I’d like to draw, but like I said, time limitations :P

mamasam:

HE JUST YAWNS AND NOMS ON HIS LITTLE FRIEND THERE OMIGAWD

polyglotinprogress:

god bless the german language for having an insult like arschgeige

assviolin.

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

Cosmo Sex Tip #31

superaunaturelle:

During sex, surprise him with an extremely sexy orgasm moan by making the THX theme sound at the top of your lungs

beccaoneilljackson:

profoundbondoflove:

memorizingthedigitsofpi:

I can’t be the only one thinking of this (edited to add gif)

let me love you

Metadick

samdesantis:

Puppies discovered a new part of the yard!